“Damn, I look good! Got the scruffy beard thing going, got the shades, got the cool vest and helmet. Chicks dig the uniform. And in just a minute, I’ll have a huge pole between my legs. Another huge pole!
“Hate this winter stuff though. The girls are all covered up. Can’t wait for spring, when the heavy coats come off and the tight tops come out.
“Whoa! I think I just saw a thong through the tights stretched across that bike rider’s butt!”
